Extreme Dinosaurs: Episode 1 - Out of Time (1997) Review

EXTREME, EXTREME, EXTREME DINOSAURS!

Ah the Extreme Dinosaurs, a cartoon series that definitely screams 90's. A spin-off of previous show Street Sharks, Extreme Dinosaurs had everything Anthropomorphic dinosaurs battling it out, Aliens, Roswell, a rad theme song, words like Carnifcate and Jurrassicate' and names like T-Bone, Stegs and Bad Rap.There was a lot in it to love as a kid and I thought it was super cool myself, I even got a birthday cake one time with a Marzipan Spittor(one of the evil Raptors) on it, though I don't think I ever had any toys surprisingly, still I enjoyed the show nonetheless.

So the first episode gives us the origin story and sets the foundation for the rest of the series. Basically an alien(Argor Zardok) who is a transdimensional criminal, transports to earth from another dimension during the period of the dinosaurs. He's fascinated that the world is solid and that Dinosaurs still exist. He decides to transforms a group of dinosaurs into super warriors who will do his bidding, however these dinosaurs now have independent thinking and refuse to work for him, so he ejects them from the ship and finds some Raptors that he transforms instead who are more loyal thanks to him adjusting the settings.
the Transdimensional police show up, a battle occurs between the dinosaurs and one of the Raptors has a super powerful alien weapon which causes a massive natural disaster which is guess it what killed the dinosaurs.
the Raptors and extreme dinosaurs survive this by all going into cryogenic chambers in the police ship, including Chedra who is one of the law officers.

They are discovered and awoken by an archeologists and they all do battle again and until Roswell agents show up and capture the heroes, who when escaping the facility fight off a bunch of robots.
they then have a poignant moment on the ship as they found out all the dinosaurs have been extinct.and question how they fit in to the world now.
They end up in at a dinosaur museum that's owned by an old country fella, who isn't bothered by talking dinosaurs cause he's seen all kind of shit living near Roswell and he helps them build giant cars using scrap.
They battle with the Raptors again and destroy the weapon that caused chaos at the start. The Roswell agents show up and everyone runs away, though the dinosaurs do capture two of the raptors bury them in an avalanche of snow.
On their way home they proclaim themselves the Extreme Dinosaurs cause they are Dinosaurs that are extreme enough to take on the raptors.

This show gives you everything in it's first episode and is still a barrel of fun to watch today, very enjoyable stuff. ***1/2

The Wise Little Hen (1934)

The Wise little Hen is a1934 Disney Silly Symphonies Cartoon that features the debut of Donald Duck which showcases him as an absolute dickhead. The cartoon follows a mother hen who asks both Donald and Peter Pig to help her plant her corn but both makeup the same excuse of them having a stomach ache. They then hide behind something and wink at the audience to show that they are sly bastards. Instead they decided to have a dance about with an accordion and so the poor Mother hen is forced to plant the corn herself along with her children.
She then asks Donald and Peter to help farm her corn but again pretend that they have a stomach ache, they go into their Idle Hour clubhouse and the wall of it comes down so the Hen sees these two numpty's shaking hands smiling.
So the Hen and her Chicks farm the corn and she proceeds to bake it all for a big Corn based banquet which the singing narrators hype the shit out of, she then goes to ask Pete and Donald if they want help eat her corn, before she even asks they are pretending they go a belly ache and then she asks and of course they chomp at the bit, to eat some of that corn goodness. But Mother hen trolls the shit out of them and hands them a basket which after they fight over it a little discover that inside is just oil to cure their stomach aches trolololol.
So at the end they are stuck in envy as they watch the hen gobble up that corn baked goodness while they take turns kicking each other in the butt. Lazy bastards, gotta work for that food. Donald really wasn't so loveable back then.
Fun stuff. ***